Rihanna’s new beau Matt Kemp took some time out to let the public know a little about him, since no one did prior to his recent love affair with her.

Well, actually it’s a fake match.com ad and a Kemp imposter, but one of those situations where art imitates life… or is it the other way around?

In any scenario, the knockoff boasts a nice personality, is witty and even confident in his own celebrity (considering there may be 6 other African Americans that actually watch baseball on a routine basis).

Unsurprisingly, he makes it a point to announce said relationship with the pop princess and takes a parting shot at her ex, Chris Brown.

Okay, he takes multiple shots so everyone with a keyboard and a monitor knows he’s on Rihanna’s side and he would never go there himself.