He killed it with the glasses hanging from the “S.” What do you think? Is this the lamest shit you’ve seen this decade or does Mike Beas get props for his ink ode to our higher power?

This will be one of those epic battles where the other person wins by not saying anything… not that Tip wouldn’t if he could, but he’s in damn jail!! One thing’s for sure, Alfamega is in no condition, with two broken legs, to play out the imagery on the cover of this mixtape.

Guess it’s safe to say T.I. passed on calling dude…

This gets worse every time Cedric feels the need to surface again. He should be like Mike and fade off into the obwiveeeon!

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Shockadile Dundee

As told to Andrew Bess

I once caught a young alligator with my bare hands. No net and no fishing rod; just patience and a flashlight.

It was Feb. 3, and I was visiting my dad in Tampa, and spotted a gator in the lake behind his house. I lured him in from the middle of the lake by wiggling my finger at the waters edge, like as if I was a hurt frog. I kept a flashlight locked on his eyes, and attempted to stay absolutely still.

I was out there for two nights.

On night one, after three long hours I almost lured him to the shore, but I had to swat a mosquito that was biting me right near my eye. I used my free hand but the flashlight still wiggled ever so slightly, and it spooked him away for the rest of the night.

But this made me realize it could be done.

Night two came around and I came back prepared. I was in a long-sleeved hoody and coated my face and hands with anti-bug lotion. After almost four hours of remaining perfectly still, I lured him in closer and closer.

The creature finally crawled out of the water and followed my fingers across the sand. I kept the beam of light locked on his eyes so it basically rendered me invisible. Then, at the very last second, right before he was about to lunge for my hand, I dropped the flashlight in one quick motion and grabbed him with both hands.

I made sure I was very careful and grabbed around his face so I could get his mouth shut. You know, a gator that size could take a finger off.

Then I ran back to the house. His tail was

slapping the shit out of me the whole way. My stepmom was smoking a cigarette on the back porch as I walked up.

“Oh, my God, Gregory’s got an alligator! Get the Camera!”

Note: Shock G is an All American reptile hunter, not only did he grab a gator, he also caught a gopher snake in his yard last month! Photos courtesy of Shock G, June 2009.

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Damn!! Somebody got happy with photoshop!! At first glance Whit damn near looks like Vivica was A. Fox… but it probably had to be done. All those years with Bobby had to have taken their toll. It is good to see Ms. Houston back in the GP though… the first single is said to be “Million Dollar Bill,” penned by Alicia Keys and produced by Swizz Beatz.