Surely it’s a coincidence that the Verizon phone Ciara happens to be promoting is the “Chocolate” one? If you want a “hot” phone, get the Ciara Chocolate one. It’ll fulfill all your phone fantasies by pushing that there button in the middle. Yup, “The next best thing to Ciara herself…”

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Sex sells, but don’t tell Ciara… Pretty sure she knows already! Truth is the girl oozes sex the same way Fonzy emanates “cool.” And guess who came out of the wood works to drop a verse??

Depending on what part of town you’re in and how heavy the store’s emphasis is on urban media, you may or may not have access to the May issue of upscale magazine. In it, KREATIVE SOULS own N. Ali Early, penned a feature story that delves into Ciara’s trivial past couple of years.

We’re all but required to say it’s a good read, but would anyway, because it is. Hopefully you’ll find it in your local neighborhood and come to the same analysis.

If you can’t find it, try clicking on the images below and attempt to read it on your web browser (click twice for the full image –> we kept it as large as possible for the vision impaired!)

The remix to Keri Hilson’s smash hit, “Turnin’ Me On” sparked a lightweight controversy when it was leaked about a month or so ago and it remains a subject of interest during her interviews. During this particular sit down with Hard Knock TV, Hilson deflects any truth to the rumor that she meant to diss Beyonce and/or Ciara in the verse below.

Whether she’s backpedaling or not, it’s obvious from her body language that Hilson is uncomfortable speaking on this particular topic. Based on common knowledge about her industry climb and the two singers (Ciara and Beyonce) in question, the words she chooses are a little reckless.

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With the nude leaks between Cassie and Rihanna this past week (we’d count Hoopz porn tape, but didn’t we all know something was coming? Her fifteen minutes has BEEN up and that $250,000 prolly burned a hole in her pocket… so she needs to fill it back up!), we got to thinking about all the supple breasted celebrities who might be victimized next.

Now these women are either being tortured for relationships’ gone bad (in which case Chris Brown would be in deep doodoo for sharing, because his team of lawyers is trying to bury images AND his rep would take another major hit for such foolishness) or there is some Internet crime mob out there hacking into the phones of these women. We have good reason to believe the latter is the source of the “problem.”

At any rate, we’ve taken the liberty of assembling a short list of stars whose breasts red blooded males must fantasize about and now, have the unique opportunity of seeing without said celebrity posing for Heff.

Beyonce… Ashanti… Keyshia Cole… Meagan Good… Ciara… whose breasts would we like to see next?

Decisions, decisions…

Beyonce

She’s doin’ too much and Jay has to do something to let her know who wears the pants! We know Bey’s the “definition of a hustler” and all, but we have a haunting suspicion that Jigga’s jealous of all the attention she gets… maybe that’s why she’s talkin’ about takin’ a break…

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