And another one!! Wyclef Jean has joined the anti auto-tune revolution with a comedic approach that includes actor/comedian/Mariah Carey’s husband Nick Cannon. The two poke fun of the music craze that was denounced by Jay-Z in recent days with “Mr. Autotune.”

Cannon chimes in on the hook while Jean carries the track with witty bars such as:

I’M MISTER AUTOTUNE / IF YOU SING OFF KEY /FOR A SMALL FEE I CAN MAKE YOU A CELEBRITY…

“This song is a parody of the current craze sweeping the music world, auto-tune,” Wyclef wrote in his blog that helped introduce the track. “But don’t get it twisted, auto-tune might get you a hit single for the moment, but it can never substitute for raw talent.”

If you’ve been paying attention to the wonderful world of rap and bullshit, you know Nick Cannon let loose with a venomous (by his standards of course) open letter (more like a book), responding to a song he heard on his computer. The track, inspired by the wacky and most times offensive mind of Eminem, took aim at Cannon’s wife Mariah Carey (Cannon?) and well, all hell broke loose.

You had to respect Nick for standing on his square, calling out Slim Shady (he called him Slim Lamy, among other things… no wonder why he never sold any records), defending his woman’s honor and being an unadulterated man about it.

But then… he removed the post from his blog (like every blog on the web hadn’t already posted the damn thing) days later and the feud continued… kind of.

Now Nick wants to dead the beef and had a sit down with Entertainment Weekly to say so.

“I felt like I said what I had to say,” Cannon told EW. “I didn’t take [the post] down, like, ‘Oh, somebody instructed me to do it’ or anything like that. It was just one of those things… like, I said it.”

Cannon continued, pledging his love for his wife, love and all the things that come with finding the 1.

“I feel that my relationship with my wife is one of the best things — or the best thing — that’s ever happened to me, and it has nothing to do with celebrity or this industry. It’s all about, you know, just love and finding love and being happy and respecting the union that it is.

“I never even considered it as beef. It’s not beef. It’s just, Hey, I heard the record. I said what I had to say.”

He actually did a little more than that and by ‘beef standards, Cannon said he was “taking full action,” in essence, calling for an all out verbal brawl.

So Miss Marshall, I’m going to make you wish you never spoke my name and regret the ungodly things you said about my wife. This is going to be fun! It’s however you want it! Just remember, you did this to yourself! Your legacy has now been tainted from this day forth! You will now be known as the rapper who lost to Corny-ass Nick Cannon!!!

We’ll see where this goes…

Nick Cannon returned from is honeymoon and found a song by Eminem in his email box that pissed him off. So he wrote an open letter about it. We might break it down later, but the entire transcript is below. Pretty interesting read if you love Black women, which he says his wife Mariah – who Eminem talks down about on the track – is. He’s so mad he’s threatening to return to hip hop with another wack ass album (that’s not us… he calls himself wack.)

Well, well, well. Fresh off the plane with my wife from our second honeymoon on the beautiful secluded islands of the Maldives and what do I find in my email box? A mediocre (at best) Eminem record that sounds like it was written in 2001. At first I thought it was old material that had been dug up from when dude “fantasized” about having a pretend fling with Mariah. I was thinking to myself, “Hey that was before me so it is really none of my business, so I’m going to give him a pass.”

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