When you think about what Carl Lewis – who never touched a drug to gain an advantage in becoming the world’s fastest man – and Ben Johnson – who did – it makes you wonder what the hell these cats are doing to their bodies if they’re not juicing. We obviously have to be objective in our report, because that’s what good journalists do, but how in the hell does Usain Bolt run a 9.58 when he and Tyson Gay ( who ran a distant 9.7!!) when the two were neck and neck only a year or two ago?

We reserve judgment until either is proven guilty, but damn that’s supernatural!

Bolt’s time of 9.58 bested his previous world record time of 9.69, which he set in the Beijing Olympics last summer.